If you have seen ANY fantasy, sword & sorcery flick in your lifetime, one of it's plots was touched on in this film. Unassuming farm boy destined for greatness? CHECK! Former warrior turned eccentric hermit with wise, sage like advice and able to teach said farm boy to fight? CHECK! Strange mysterious elf like creature guide? CHECK! Prophecy of a warrior and his mystical sword? CHECK! Beautiful Princess with equally beautiful amazonian like guards? CHECK! Scenes that lead you to believe that there is going to be some beautiful amazonian like nudity only to be disappointed? CHECK! Dirt finds every face of citizens of "Whatever-land" but their clothes look as though washed in Cheer®? CHECK!